The Dark Horse
Hilarity is just around the corner, in this screaming burlesque on the political parade! You'll Vote For Every Star!
When the Progressive Party convention deadlocks, both sides turn to dark horse Zachary Hicks for governor. Kay Russell recommends Hal Blake as campaign manager, but he must first be sprung from jail for unpaid alimony. Blake organizes the office and trains Hicks to pause before answering any question with 'Well yes, but then again no,' selling him as dumb but honest. Russell refuses to marry Blake, while Joe guards his office. Blake teaches Hicks a Lincoln speech; at the debate, conservative candidate Underwood recites the same speech, and Blake exposes him as a plagiarist. Hicks then faces photo opportunities, giving his yes-and-no answer to everything, including whether he expects to win.